The Boy Wonder
{ Dick | 15 } You should make friends with this blog. You should talk this blog into sleeping with you. Then, you should leave the next morning before the blog wakes up and cause a fright.. But you only left to bring them breakfast.

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thebirdwonder

..That was a sly dig, Wally. You were supposed to get the joke. 

..You’re not really the joking type, dude.
The trolling type, maybe.

There wasn’t really a joke. It was more like “You can’t keep my name out of your mouth”, which was sort of code for ‘you say my name a lot’, which was actually code for ‘you scream my name when you come’.

..Just felt like I should break that down for you.