neyruto:

you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell 

dysenterygay:

how to make delicious chocolate milkshake 

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

anrdew:

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 2,000 NOTES

(Source: queenanalcy)

pedoshaming:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

i made a porn folder

p much me

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

m4ge:

digital-faerie:

what i just woke up to

ur welcome

zombiepeas:

jolly-dolly:

egifany:

I can take this one right now.

I needed this.

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

(Source: nosempai)

theandersonhummelshow:

congrats to my internet friends for knowing things about me that i don’t even tell my closest friends

mgann-morzz:

Winning.